January 2012
omg why is my cat so violent?
The cat we had in the past was the same way. I think we just play too rough with them.
I know shes watching me right now, and about to attack me.
Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
December 2011
ryein:
who wants to take one for the team and kiss me tomorrow
i’ll buy you nachos or something
omg i wonder if i still have the lizzie mcguire cd
WHAT A DAY
jk, i didnt do shit but go out to eat with my parents.
I always tell myself that i will not over eat, because my stomach feels like its gonna pop, and i can’t really breathe, but that always ends up happening.
Tomorrow i’m gonna go grocery shopping, and going to donna to celebrate~~
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
i want
whataburger
tacos
or just wings.
whatever is fine.
i think my dad is taking us out to eat tonight ^_^
omg, i was dreaming i was laying down with someone, and i woke up and i was hugging my pillow.
TALK ABOUT BEING LONELY.
my legs have 7 bruises in total.
idk what the fuck happened.
i always get happy hearing compliments and shit. like THANK YOU :))) This lady came in and kept telling me how she liked my hair, and she kept touching it. Kinda weird, but yeah. lol
Amanda told me that they are definitely gonna keep me, and that i work super fast and stuff. idk. that made my day, especially since my manager always talks like i am an amazing person.
Tomorrow i will:
pick up my paycheck $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
go to harlingen and get rid of it. lol.
jk, i just need to buy a few things and the rest i will save.
When I'm walking to school in the morning...
With my headphones on, I feel like:
Without my headphones on…
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home from work and i am tired.
I put up posters today and i am so proud of myself cause im afraid of heights.
I also got hotfries :)
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically.
Me: Doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Me: Whoops.
Putting on make-up
pinchemanzana:
Expectation
Reality
When girls fake their voices to sound cute
TENGO MUCHA HAMBRE. QUE COMO?????????????
today at work some lady got really offended when i spoke to her in spanish. How the hell em i suppose to know if you can speak english when you don’t say shit.
i think im gonna sleep early tonight.
I dont enjoy waking up at 2 or 3 in the afternoon.
